That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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