I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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