Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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