The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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