allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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