I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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