If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I would fuck him just for his dog
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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