yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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