I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
