Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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