I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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