I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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