Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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