Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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