You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Farmville is her only friend.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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