I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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