So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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