does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
