How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Im part way to drunk.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
