Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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