I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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