More tranny stories later!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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