who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
