She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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