What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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