so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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