SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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