Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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