He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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