THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize
