in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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