I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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