How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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