you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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