Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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