Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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