Buhtt sex?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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