SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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