kristin has been a bad kristin
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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