Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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