NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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