Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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