i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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