My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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