I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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