she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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