just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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