You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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