I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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