I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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