He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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