Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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