sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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