its not stalking. its research.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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