I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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