you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
