? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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